Hobby Shop Lover Pillows

"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Slinky Cow World

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"...it's another metal detector."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Only in the newspapers.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Ladies Lingerie.

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."