Clothing Hobbyist Pillows

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"That shirt is so last year."

The Dandy

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Upholstery Consultant

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Hats

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

'Neck a little tight, sir?'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

"I don't like jockeys. They ride up on me."

'Free Coffee' and 'Hand Crafted Mugs, $15.'

Unknown

"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."

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