Clothing Hobbyist Pillows

'I'll wait here - you go on ahead!!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"That shirt is so last year."

The Dandy

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

The Upholstery Consultant

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Person Reading For Pleasure

Hats

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'But you particularly wanted a sleeveless pullover!'

'Never, Ever...pull on a loose thread hanging from your shirt.'

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

Oh

'Not a 'podcast' - just a cast.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

'Neck a little tight, sir?'

'Free Coffee' and 'Hand Crafted Mugs, $15.'

"I don't like jockeys. They ride up on me."

Unknown

"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."