Hobby Electronics Pillows

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Air Sitar.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Ironmongers

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

Model Airplanes

Practical Gifts of the Magi

'I want the new BX 406, not the 407 and I want expanded memory with a graphics converter...'

Knitting On-Line

"Last week Tom built his own smoke detector...but it short circuited and almost burnt the house down."

The advantages of relocating to assisted living.

Ship and mine

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

"I heard you buy old computer parts. Well, get your checkbook out."

Addiction to mobile phones

'Would you believe I'm listening to a pod cast of welding instructions?'

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'

'First, he tried carpentry. All Thumbs. Then he tried gardening. None of them green.'

'Special- 25% of all Björd games.'

"And this little gizmo let me skip the game but record all the Superbowl commercials."