Hoax Call Humorist Pillows

"Hello fire brigade? I'm stuck in an invisible box."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Alien crapload

Hello, Susie, it's R

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Cold caller.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

'Can you do anything else?'

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

The Birth of the Easter Bunny.

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"This is the New York 'Times' Business Poll again, Mr. Landau. Do you feel better or worse about the economy than you did twenty minutes ago?"

'I called Louis XVI and Robespierre answered!'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."

"Your uniform has arrived for working for the royal male."

"I love what you've done with your heir."

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"I'll have my people call your people."

'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."

"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

"In the name of all that is good, I cast thee away from this home...leave these people be!"