Ho Ho Economist Gifts

'Now there's a perfect example of something that's not cost effective. Fire him!'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Republican politics!

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Bank of Cyprus-sia

'With the economy the way it is, I'm going to have to let one of you go.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Too big to fail

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

Wall Street In Jail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Capitalism

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Dollars Press Conference

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

America's Biggest Export...

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."