Ho Ho Holiday Hero Gifts

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Nanny with children on leash

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Not a Creature was Stirring

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Kringle: The Decca Years

Baggage Reclaim

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Santa Playing the Piano

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Two boys having a water fight.

Say Cheese!

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

'Oh great...another new tie.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

Christmas fruitcake experiment # 143: 'Can it survive re-entry into Earth's atmosphere?'

'With 4 grandparents, 6 aunts, and 5 cousins to kiss, I gotta tell ya, I'm just going through the motions.'

Peter Cottontail runs into an especially dangerous section of the Bunny Trail.

"He always falls for that trick."