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"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Nanny with children on leash

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"My mind is still on vacation."

Not a Creature was Stirring

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Baggage Reclaim

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

Kringle: The Decca Years

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

Santa Playing the Piano

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"You're the one who should be 'Time's' man of the year."

Say Cheese!

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Two boys having a water fight.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Snakes on beach, "Can't you just unwind on holiday"

Christmas fruitcake experiment # 143: 'Can it survive re-entry into Earth's atmosphere?'

"Okay, okay... so, I didn't kill the bird myself. What's the big deal?"

Peter Cottontail runs into an especially dangerous section of the Bunny Trail.

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

"He always falls for that trick."