Hiv Prevention Gifts

Promote the use of condoms.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Distance to avoid contagion

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

AIDS prevention

Zika global alert

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Chasing Covid Variants

Clean the World.

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Ward Cleaning.

Now wash your hands.

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'

"Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases!"

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about Lyme disease."

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

Welcome to COP-OUT 26

"Listen, you're perfectly safe - it's only a slight cold."

Cold and Flu Medication.

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).