Infection Preventionist Gifts

Chasing Covid Variants

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Disease Management

Distance to avoid contagion

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Frontline health workers

Men's Health Screenings.

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

AIDS prevention

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Zika global alert

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

Man who hits finger and screams for help has his mouth bound up instead of his finger by unsympathetic wife.

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

"It's great to be back. . .!"

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

'M.R.S.A'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Ward Cleaning.

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

New Cuban vaccine project

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Now wash your hands.

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"