History With A Twist Gifts

"Skate or die."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Easter Island Shades...

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

The Jerry Scarer

Hotel mini-bar.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Alien Mount Rushmore

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Keister Island

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Statue Selfie

Noah's Dinghy

"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Missile Launch