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'Some of the women are asking if the manna is gluten-free.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

What's an Imax cave?

The discovery of asparagus.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Right here's fine."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

This side is the gag reel.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Bible Bloopers

Early on-line shopping

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Bonk!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Moses unblocking the toilet.

The Drone

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."