History Humor Junkie Mugs

'Some of the women are asking if the manna is gluten-free.'

"You're on a what?!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Right here's fine."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

The Fall of Gnome

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Bonk!"

Bible Bloopers

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Early on-line shopping

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'