History Buff With A Furry Twist Pillows

Litteratti K9s.

Archimedes statue with a lever

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Leonore from Fidelio

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Dog History

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

The Election Strategy

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

1998: A Look Back

"Did any townspeople think 'The British Are Coming' was fake news?"

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Stoned Henge

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'It wasn't that close...'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow