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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Dog History

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Stoned Henge

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Cat scratch fever

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

Commie Chef.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"Ezra, we're so screwed..."