History Buff Chucklers Pillows

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Leonore from Fidelio

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Stoned Henge

Cat scratch fever

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Commie Chef.

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Jean Goujon

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

"Now, you don't see that every day: An army with elephants crossing the Alps..."

Old Psychics' Home

'I just invented violence.'

Evolution of the cricket ball

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety.'

"He just discovered his reflection."

Early phone sex lines - 'I'm lifting my petticoat...and there's my ankle!'

In the beginning man was a vegetarian, but one day he discovered meat as a food group.

'Geronimo!'

"Small Caesar salad?"

'We've just learned how to talk and the first thing they say is 'No'.'

"We'll get a good table—they know me."