History Buff Chucklers Pillows

'Not tonight, dear. I've got a headache.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Leonore from Fidelio

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Stoned Henge

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

Commie Chef.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

Cat scratch fever

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

Jean Goujon

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"And right about then the price of great big stones went out of sight."

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

"Ummm. . . . excuse me. I ordered the Kosher meal."

"Now, you don't see that every day: An army with elephants crossing the Alps..."

Mary and Joseph Cheese.

Old Psychics' Home

Evolution of the cricket ball

'I just invented violence.'

Early phone sex lines - 'I'm lifting my petticoat...and there's my ankle!'

"He just discovered his reflection."

In the beginning man was a vegetarian, but one day he discovered meat as a food group.

'I cause anxiety? But I have anxiety.'

Two Dictators in their bunkers.

'Geronimo!'

"Small Caesar salad?"

The Dawn of Woman