History Buff Chuckler Pillows

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Early on-line shopping

Leonore from Fidelio

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Dog History

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Stoned Henge

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Hill Figure

"You look good for your age."

Cat scratch fever

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Commie Chef.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

Decision Points - by George W. Bush.

Punk Roman

"Well, if I'd been told you'd discovered fire I wouldn't have ordered it raw, would I?!"

'Prototype number 18a/e, Adam and eve (paradise model) start again

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.