History Adventurer Gifts

At the Museum

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

You had me at vintage.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I'm after the history section."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Progress?

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Peace in shackles.

Universe of reading

Robot Attack in Bath

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Tom Stoppard

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"