History Adventurer Gifts

At the Museum

'I'm sure it's lovely, dear, I'm just not really a henge person.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

You had me at vintage.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"I'm after the history section."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Progress?

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Universe of reading

Peace in shackles.

Conspiracy Theory Books

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Tom Stoppard

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Robot Attack in Bath

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."