Historical Transport Adventurer Gifts

A Cabby Alarms His Passenger.

At the Museum

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

You had me at vintage.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Ever Given

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Progress?

S**t Creek Halt

We're barely gonna make it!

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Great rail disasters: 'Privatisation.'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

look out it might be a fake

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Accommodating.

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

Kid uses historical monument as a swing.

Subway Organizer

Intermodal transport.

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'