Moses at the urinal
Histories_entertainer Mugs
Surprise the history-entertainer in your life with a witty and charming mug that celebrates their passion for entertaining through history. Perfect for coffee breaks and inspiration.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
'Here you go, kid! A worm.'
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Children's Parties
"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
Clown on bike.
'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'
The Rooster Comedian.
"Extreme miming"
"We're following Carrot Top."
A Guide to Balloon Animals
"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"
"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
Comedy Cafe
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
Cow Show Tunes
'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'
"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"
"That'll be five bucks."
'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'
"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."
Clown God
"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."
Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.
'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'
Histories_entertainer Mugs Collection
Histories_entertainer Pillows
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Histories_entertainer Prints
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