The Drunkard's Children - Daughter, Alone in the World, Commits Suicide
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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.
Life on Earth - The original chat room.
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Politicians are from Uranus.
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
Nervous at a party.
"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
The United States of Amazement
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Take a pill so you won't be one.
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.
Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.
"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Joe Hundredaire
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
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