Historical Reenactment Lover Mugs

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

Piracy on a boating lake

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Mikado

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Goddess

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Blue Dress

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Strong Female Lead