Historical Reenactment Lover Pillows

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

Mikado

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Blue Dress

"But I use all of them!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Strong Female Lead

Sabrage!