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' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

Piracy on a boating lake

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sundial Time

Blue Dress and Feather

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hipsters"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Blue Dress

"But I use all of them!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"I got probation."

How Romans give each other a high five...

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Sabrage!