Attending A Historical Reenactment Mugs

Blue dress

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Meet the scribe"

Pirate

Piracy on a boating lake

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Blue Dress and Feather

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

Blue Dress

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But I use all of them!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"