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Gentlemen of Japan

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Piracy on a boating lake

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Missing You.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

'I think they're up to something.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

1,572 Performances.

I Pagliacci

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Interpretive napping

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

I Heart Juggling

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Knight school.

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

The Four Flying Flynns...