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Gentlemen of Japan

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Piracy on a boating lake

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Senta jumps into the sea

Missing You.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

1,572 Performances.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Interpretive napping

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

I Heart Juggling

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'Passengers were on their way to a clown convention. We've 7 fatalities and 174 in hospital.'

The Four Flying Flynns...