Historical Music Fan Gifts

Claudio Monteverdi

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Bach

Music Lesson

A man taking a bow

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Odette from Swan Lake

Orchestra conductor

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Alberich steals the gold

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Elvis Presley

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Robert Schumann

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Don Pasquale

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Maypole

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Angus McKinnon Young

The Race to Ukraine

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"You're welcome."

A singer being criticised

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Baby Brunhilde