Historical Music Enthusiasts Gifts

Maurice Ravel

No Elgar!

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Antonio Vivaldi

Cello Concert

Thomas Keneally

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Louise Farrenc

Giuseppe Verdi

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

Trying cellos, too big!

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'He's a square!'

Arnold Schwarzenegger going to a party as Bach.

More Arts Council cuts...

Johannes Brahms

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Mozart

Ludwig von Beethoven

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Ludwig van Beethoven

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

"But the legacy I'd truly like to leave is creating music that future generations will use to sedate overstimulated toddlers."

The Corus.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

Leos Janacek

Sir John Barbirolli

Mozart Clarinet

Mykola Lysenko

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'