Historical Irony Fans Gifts

'It always great to get away from it all.'

End the Winter Blues

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Made in China

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

"Now who's being judgy?"

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Sincerely Machiavelli.