Historical Irony Fans Prints

'It always great to get away from it all.'

End the Winter Blues

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Made in China

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

"Now who's being judgy?"

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Ingoldsby Legends - Impious Bishop Robert of Birchington

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

Sincerely Machiavelli.

'No, but you're getting warmer.'