Historical Irony Enthusiast Prints

"Well they look pretty undocumented to me."

'You insistence that women go first is sexist, patronising and offensive.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Made in China

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"They got me for pillaging. How about you?"

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Perfection Troubleshootors.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"