Historical Fantasy Lover Gifts

"We checked your results. You are absolutely correct."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Daughters on the beach

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Desert Island BBQ

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Modern Major General

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Broomstick crash.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Apple Pie Abduction

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.