Historical Events Nerd Gifts

If only they'd taken it with them!

British savings accounts

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Harry S. Truman

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Split Decision

Mitt Romney: Double Guantánamo

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Jane Austen Powers

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

Theodore Roosevelt

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

The world watches in horror as Trump and Putin collude.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"It's our best trending merch."

USA-China, trade war.

The Thing That Won't Leave

Well, that was a total waste of time!

The Bronze Age of Television

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'Hey! - Do these make me the Aleph-male?'

Virgil

Zelensky at UN

You know things are bad in Italy when...

'Don't you think the GM apple is a bit of a cheat, Will?'