Historical Event Enthusiast Gifts

"It's our best trending merch."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

That's What Happens

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'