Historical Disaster Fans Mugs

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

On the brink.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Typical Monday

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Now showing!"

Sightseeing Bus