Sporting Disaster Fan Mugs

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

The Rugby Throw Up.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Discus accidents.

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

A shark swims into a desert island.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'I can see the sea!'

"So apart from the minor hiccup...how was your cruise?"

It's Who We Are.

"... Till death us do part."

Flooding

"This is like the sinking if some really, really, really big ship."

I'm glad I'm not outside on a day like this.

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'When the fire department arrives, Ms. Lilly... send them right in!'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

The tip of the iceberg

This sucks

Children and cat crashing on cart

Flood Ready Cows