Historical Disaster Fans Pillows

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

On the brink.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"There goes our early night."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Aliens watch the earth explode

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Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Run for your lives... it's a Twistie!'

"And how many stacks were there yesterday? Quit checking your notes"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

'Think he's trying to tell us something?'

Typical Monday

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Sightseeing Bus

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.