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Tintoretto

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

Venus

"Well....I could've done this!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Mr. Right!"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I could do that.'

Picasso: The Early Years

Happy thoughts

Jackson Pollock Studio

The Da Vinci Cod

Rodin's Browser

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'