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'I don't know, Thelma, I've checked three times now, and I can't find a flat.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Moon Pies.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Senseless clowning around

Snowman Tattoo

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Bat out of Hell

'He has his father's feet.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Hey, can I have your frequent flier points?'

"I am in so much trouble."

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

A heron wearing waders.

"Oh, Bruno! Just look at the subtle hues in those tulips!"

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'

Cow Milking Herself.