Hipster Stylist Pillows

Man bun tending

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee