Hipster Stylist T-Shirts

Man bun tending

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Wifi in Hell

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Old rocker.

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.