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"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The Rubber Ball Company

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

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"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "