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"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"The end of my patience is near!"

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Urban relocation

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"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Urban snail

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.

'Ah, it's great to be back in the big smoke!'