Hip Urbanite Mugs

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."

"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

"The end of my patience is near!"

"Everybody seems to be in such a hurry these days!"

Urban snail

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"Hold on, I'm not a Hatfield or a McCoy—I'm from Brooklyn."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Urban relocation

'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'

Everyone treads on the cracks sometimes, Arnold...

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

WARNING! The city is a cold heartless place.

A businessman pushes Cinderella aside and takes the carriage.

"The three of us. We’re a pod."