Hip-hop Pillows

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Jive-talking black guy in a restaurant says to waiter: 'Waiter, this soup is fly.'

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Gangsta wrap.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

White whale acting black

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

Shaken Old Bartender

The clean up crew after the world beat boxing championship.

Hip-hop-opotamus.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Hop on Hip-Hop Off Bus

"Walter is more into Hip-Op these days."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

The Grim Rapper

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

"That's it, son, you're gettin' the belt!"

DJ.

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"I'll take it off after you clean your room."

"No, Matt, it wouldn’t be ‘dope’ if you rapped your wedding vows!"

Snoop Dog speak to a sellout audience (they all sold out years ago).

Crunk

Hip hop funerals.

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Hip-Hop.