Hip-hop Music Pillows

Pimp my sleigh.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

7 More Dwarfs

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Veloci-Rapper

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Beware of Dawg.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

"Yo, I'm Scrapper the Rapper, shelters are cool, but I'm no fool -- the dream in my head, is to sleep on your bed. Adopt now!"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Projection

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

The Grim Rapper

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'