Hindsight Hero Gifts

'We have learned that prediction of future market trends is very difficult. We are, however, very good at explaining past market trends.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

Planner at work.

Way to go

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

The Invention of Country Music.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

A 'failed' brake check!

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Welcome to 'Should've, Would've, Could've', the investment hindsight show.

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver