Hillary Fans Pillows

'Actually we're members of a mountain climbing club named for Sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Tequila Mockingbird

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Guess who's teething?'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Henry, cut that out.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Barbie Oscars

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

Altar Ego

Under New Mismanagement

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Sure, snoring is a big issue at our house too: you've seen the size of my dad's nose...

Beer Lunch

"What?!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Hi! I'm a freshman -- when do I get corrupted?'

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Sawrd Fighting

"It's not you, I just prefer big dogs."

Pastoral Choirs

'Look, that peasant is eating something -- the economy's on the move again!'

"I hate when this happens."