Hiking Debater T-Shirts

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Difference of Opinion

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Yellow Vests

"Woo-hoo!"

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

Actual Results May Vary

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Vaping cigarette

Basic Theology

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

Tucker Carlson