Hiking Debater Mugs

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Difference of Opinion

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

More Unequal Than Others

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Yellow Vests

"Woo-hoo!"

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"George we don't have an opposing point of view!"

Actual Results May Vary

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

Vaping cigarette

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

Basic Theology

'You got a problem with that call? Do ya, Coach? Well I call 'em the way I see 'em!'

Tucker Carlson