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"It's true: no more burpees."

Hockey Season.

"That's a big fat lie!"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Bee Chess

Santa Elevator

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

You've got to admire his spunk.

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'It's says here that you are 'kind to inferiors'. I'm surprised to learn that there are any...'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Multi-core Mountain.

The Seven Second Workout

"Now you mention it, I suppose his temperament is comparable to that of a young John McEnroe."

'She's only a secretary, but she has her own suggestion box.'

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

Table Tennis Cheat

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

Smoking in the Paradise.

Tiny man and the chained door.

A title doesn't make you a leader.

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

'We prefer not to be formal here.'

"No, it's not free because it's late. You took half an hour to answer the door."

Airlines volunteer to reduce the size of seats to encourage weight loss

"I would like all of you to think of me as one of the guys."

"If you would like a break while on, hold press 1 if you'd like to go and wash your car..."

Your call is important to us. Not in ways that show, of course, so you'll just have to take our word for it.

"I'm sorry, Dad, but I can't accept losing like a man."

'Your health plan covers everything but your deductible is equal to your net worth.'

Winners